Trump's Easter Bunny asked: why didn't the Iranians focus on the

German headlines

I heard it from Vatican Radio. Had they surrendered, I would have had to liquidate them.


And now these nice ladies are suspected of having secretly planted these headlines on Vatican Radio at the behest of Trump and Netanyahu.

Diabolical propaganda from the Vatican

But we must defend these nice ladies from Vatican Radio. They really can't help being victims of a "false flag" operation by the satirical party.