Most Holy Sacrament at the Malstatt

It is quite likely that there will be no motions on this topic at this year's (2026) party conference, but I still wanted to present it because it contains satire and offers many advantages.

The advantage is that I want to separate the wheat from the chaff.

The theological background

Why I had so much theological background as a 13-year-old altar boy, I will explain later and at this point.

It is about the Church Father Tertullian, who invented the sacrament.

The sacrament is a military oath in which bread and wine are drunk together in a house-command union. However, this is a Jewish version. So we take a chalice and fill this chalice for the holy oath and saying.

Our Father

oh Jupiter you celestial ruler

Your will be seen, on earth as it is in heaven.

and if you for us the regnum (tyranis)

(Beheading or slavery)

You intended it so it shall come and we

will ask our father

Give us this day our daily bread.

you, O heavenly Father

 jupiter

in heaven

and our earthly patriarchal family man

whose slaves we are

that it was your will

Pater Noster created

created love for us and the suf

Out of love for you and the eastern parts of the Roman fatherland, we are ready to die.